Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Safer Sex Menu


Safer sex can be fun and you won't have to worry as much. The best advice is to use safer sex supplies until you and your lover are in a monogamous relationship.
- Saucy phone-sex or sex talk
- A luscious body massage
- Naughty videos & audios
- Scrumptious body licking
- A spicy striptease
- Savory kissing
- Mouth watering mutual masturbation
- Tasty cleavage fornication
- Juicy oral delights with a condom or rubber dam
- Steamy sex with vibrators and other adult toys (Not shared)
- Delicious penetration with an FDA approved condom
- Sugary caresses
- Syrupy love bites served gently
- Sweet body pressing
- Warm blows of breath
- Creamy cuddles
Condom Talk
If your lover gives you a hard time about wearing a condom, here are some good responses and excellent reasons why you need to use one.
Him: I don't think condoms are romantic.
Her: Just let me show you how romantic condoms can be.
Him: You don't trust me, do you?
Her: It's not a matter of trust; it's a matter of health.
Him: I don't like to use condoms.
Her: I don't have sex without them.
Him: I haven't had sex with anyone in years so I know I'm clean.
Her: Thanks for being so honest, but let's use one anyway.
Him: I can't feel anything when I wear a condom.
Her: Let me provide you with some extra stimulation.
Him: I know I'll lose my erection by the time I get it on.
Her: Here, let me put it on for you with my mouth.
Him: I'm only going to use a condom this once.
Her: Once is all it takes.
Him: Sorry, I don't have one.
Her: That's ok. I do.
Him: How come you have condoms on you? Did you plan to have sex with me?
Her: I made sure I had some because I really care about you.
Him: Forget it. I'm not going to use a condom.
Her: Fine. Then let's not have sex until we can work out our differences.
Dr. Ava Cadell's Sexual Consent Form
Who needs it and why use it?
Superstar athletes, actors, rock stars, politicians, even entrepreneurs have groupies that will do just about anything to have sex with them, but can they be trusted? Will they lie about the act being consensual? Could they threaten to sue or worse still, make an accusation about sexual assault? You bet they can! So how can these people who are regularly out of town and away from home, which can lead to loneliness and result in temptation, protect themselves? Condoms can protect from the Std's and unwanted pregnancy. Another form of protection is to have a signed sexual consent form before having any sex as I described on TV's Celebrity Justice, CNN , ABC , Fox News and Good Morning America
If you think that a sexual consent form is only for the rich and famous, think again. Even if you have no assets, you need to protect yourself from false accusations because you can lose everything including your personal property, freedom and reputation. There are many other benefits to signing a sexual consent form, including the fact that you literally open up a form of intimate communication prior to rushing into sex. And, ladies the sexual consent form can protect you from being taken advantage of sexually because there is an -out clause- that stipulates that if you say the words -Code Red,- your partner must stop immediately. I chose this phrase because the words -No- and -Stop- have been used all too frivolously in our society and unfortunately, they are not always taken seriously. By using the sexual consent form with an FDA approved condom, you could protect yourself legally and sexually.
Benefits of a Sexual Consent Form
- I created it so that there will be no confusion or miscommunication as far as sexual consent is concerned.
- It protects men from conniving women who may bring false charges of sexual misconduct for financial gain.
- Even men who have no assets need to protect themselves from false accusations because they can lose everything that is dearest to them. Property, freedom and their reputation.
Swingers Lifestyle  Swing Clubs and Parties